" The sadness will last forever. "
by Suicide note of Vincent van Gogh (1853-1890)

(Source: fyeahlastwords, via methrimonial)

tardis221b:

DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU’RE SCARED OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP

(via pizza)

" I want to be your 1 a.m. fuck and your 1 p.m. lunch date. "
by (via wank-tank)

(Source: delicatepoetry, via vansutra)

meladoodle:

*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

(via battman)

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

(Source: drunktrophywife, via tyleroakley)